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north platte transmission service sharks must not be that smart.
They are at top of the food chain, and swim tens of thousands of cubic miles of water a day and eat relatively rarely.
That means that most of their time is spent in open water with nothing to think or worry about.
Shouldn't they have invented the nuclear bomb before us?
Shouldn't they have been shooting out of the ocean in shark rockets and exploring space when we were still in caves?
They had millions of years to get started before we even invented the wheel.
And they gotta know about global warming.
They're in the water all the time, those aholes.
If I find one on the beach, I'm going to kick it in the side.